I don't think brook has ever known best
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Let's paint friendship bongs
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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