wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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