Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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