i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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