what if I'm pregnant?
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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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