It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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