Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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