Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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