Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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