fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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