Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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