is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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