You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
