Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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