He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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