so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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