you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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