Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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