I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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