I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
