you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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