Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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