she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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