Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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