I am puke
Duck Duck Cougar?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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