Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's shark week go big or go home
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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