theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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