Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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