We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Still dying that you shit outside
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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