And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
