jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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