I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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