Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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