Pants 0. Shit 1.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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