I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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