I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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