well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
