I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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