we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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