found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i will never coherently bang her
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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