Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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