Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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