He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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