So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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