She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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