You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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