what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The feeling are messing with the penis
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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