We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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