Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
