stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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