DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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